There’s a very thin line between “Oprah’s Favorite Things” audience footage and footage from the documentary “Jesus Camp.”
could not have said it better.
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Originally Posted By haygirlhay
Never spending $18 on dry shampoo again.
Works just as well, if not better.
you have no idea what a life-saver this sht has been. perfect for days when i have not showered for 2-3 days due to drinking binges my hair is oily.
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& the biggest douche of the week goes to….
what kind of idiot dates someone for a few months & announces their engagement THE SAME WEEK as their x-husband who has been dating his gf for years. what a fking toolbag.
Originally Posted By fullcredit
[Redacted] told me some girls cried at the reunion, because they got trashed and they were crying because they felt their life was a waste.
My friend P, on why I am not sad to have missed my 10 year high school reunion. (via fullcredit)
1. this is why i will never go to any of my reunions.
2. this is exactly how i feel all of my hs friends feel who got married between the ages of 21-25
an actual ecard i just created & posed on my friends facebook. & 100% true.
she doesnt even go here!
GROW UP. if you can dish it, youd better be able to take it. im new to tumblr but it hasnt taken me long to realize that this “community” is made up as follows:
- 2%- actually funny people
- 48%- people who think they are funny but dont even come close
- 10%- complete idiots
- 25%- people are are either narcissistic or just so over the top attention-seeking thats its absolutely fking pathetic
- 15%- i wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school….i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows & smiles & everyone would eat & be happy!
gpoyw
oh, you ran 26 miles yesterday?? DONT CARE. i drank 26 vodka sodas & had a fking blast doing it. show your medals & battle wounds to someone who cares bc i dont. not even a little bit. NEXTTT!
so…
how many people do you think are going as chilean miners for halloween this weekend? we couldnt agree on a group theme (last year we were the cast of SNL, about 15 deep) so this seemed like an obvious choice. however, to boggle things up, the theme is miners, minors & minorities. heres to getting the sh*t kicked out of at least 6 of us this halloween!!
Originally Posted By cadyheron
On Wednesdays, we wear pink: How is it not a bigger deal...
that Kate Hudson openly sang 4-5 lines of Fleetwood Mac’s “Silver Springs” in what could possibly be the most awkward 2 minutes in television history on the RZP this week. I know I’m a day late on this, but HOLY COW… how is this not being shouted from the rooftops!! I love Kate Hudson as much as…
i was DYING over this….DYING. “rolling with the homiesss…”
i was embarrassed for everyone involved.
Originally Posted By nedhepburn
Flight Attendant Uses Emergency Slide to Escape Dispute - NYTimes.com
A JetBlue flight attendant apparently upset with an uncooperative passenger on a just-landed flight unleashed a profanity-laden tirade on the public-address system, pulled the emergency-exit chute, slid off the plane and fled Kennedy International Airport, a law enforcement official said.
Best NYT story. ever.
Steven Slater, 39 - HERO
co-signed
GPOYW
dear people i dont know who keep replying all with sh*t i dont care about to the 15+ people on this email chain,
GFKY.
Originally Posted By avocadosalad
Who were the writers of “The Facts of Life” trying to fool?
mrs. garrett should have let her stay home & lez
happy 69th birthday to one of the few loves of my life, martha helen stewart.
